Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
that’s cruel.
(Source: parjars)
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They brought Keith Sweat into the conversation. I’m gone.
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
Holy mothering cow balls…
Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
(Source: oh-whiskers)





